The president is walking through the door of airforce one. he has two 
     pigs, one under each arm. A captain approaches the president.
     captain: nice pigs, sir.
     president: they're not pigs. these are guine arkansa, corn fed
                pink belly hogs.
     captain: nice hogs, sir.
     president: I got them for hillary and chelsea.
     captain: nice trade, sir.