> Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and
> appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like
> nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than
> jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others
> the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see
> you back in court Monday."
> Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,
> "How did you do over the weekend?"
> "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
> "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
> "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this
>       _
>     /   \
>    |     |        O
>     \ _ /
> and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this
> (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
> "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the
> 2nd boy)
> "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
> "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
> "Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles) I said (pointing
> to small circle) this is your asshole before prison.....