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Some day soon this message will contain a brief overview of the mail interface, some demos of the features, and pointers to the manual. Or something. But for now, boys and girls, gather round and uncle Mozilla will tell you a little story. This story is called

The Troubled Aardvark
by Tom Annau

Once upon a time, there was an aardvark whose only pleasure in life was driving from his suburban bungalow to his job at a large brokerage house in his brand new 4x4. He hated his manipulative boss, his conniving and unethical co-workers, his greedy wife, and his snivelling, spoiled children. One day, the aardvark reflected on the meaning of his life and his career and on the unchecked, catastrophic decline of his nation, its pathetic excuse for leadership, and the complete ineffectiveness of any personal effort he could make to change the status quo. Overcome by a wave of utter depression and self- doubt, he decided to take the only course of action that would bring him greater comfort and happiness: he drove to the mall and bought imported consumer electronics goods.

Moral of the story: Invest in foreign consumer electronics manufacturers.