*Bumper Stickers* From the net...
I love animals. They taste great.
EARTH FIRST!  We'll stripmine the other planets later.
Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Flashlight: A container for dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Hard work has a future payoff.  Laziness pays off now.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
Assassins do it from behind.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that somewhere, someone may be  happy.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don't suffer from insanity.  I enjoy every minute of it.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Okay. Who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age.  Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?
All generalizations are false, including this one.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
"Very funny, Scotty.  Now beam down my clothes."