Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he 
 walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby 
 bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and 
 starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads 
 to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their 
 fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going 
 to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum 
 powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. 
 His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. 
 "Where the hell have you been?" 
 "Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but 
 they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw 
 this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led 
 to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your 
 She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You damn liar!!! 
 You went bowling again!!!"