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Here's a joke that reprtedly comes all the way from Amsterdam!


A husband and a wife out enjoying a round of golf tee'd off on the
third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes.

The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice.  Her shot was
headed directly at a very large plate glass window.  Much to
their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered
it into a million pieces.

They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to
see what happened.  When they peeked inside the house, they found
no one there.  The husband called out and no one answered.  Upon
further investigation, they saw a gentleman sitting on the couch
with a turban on his head.

The wife said, "Do you live here?"

"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over
the vase you see there and freed me from that little bottle.  I
am so grateful," he answered.

The wife said, "Are you a genie?"

"Oh, why yes I am.  In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two 
wishes, the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.

The husband and wife agreed on two was for a scratch
handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed.  The
other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.

The genie nodded and said, "Done!"

The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way
with your wife.  I have not been with a woman for many years, and
after all, I have made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."

The husband and wife agreed.

After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the
wife, "How long have you been married?" to which she responded,
"Three years."  The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"
to which she responded, "31 years old."  The genie then asked,
"How long has he believed in this genie stuff?"