Subject: Mr. Smith

Mr. Smith hired a new secretary who was young, sweet and polite.  One day
while taking dictation, she noticed his "fly" was open.  When leaving the
room, she said, "Oh, Mr. Smith, did you know your barracks door is open?"  He
did not understand her remark, but later on, he happened to look down and saw
that his zipper was open.  He decided to have some fun with his new secretary.

Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks
door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?" 
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no, Mr. Smith.  All I saw was
a little disabled veteran sitting on two old duffle bags."