The pain of childbirth.. A husband and wife go to the hospital to give birth. The doctor tells them they have a new machine that can transfer some of the wife's pain to the father. The husband says, "Ok, hook me up, I want to be as supportive as possible". The doctor sets the machine at 10% and labor progresses. The husband is feeling all right so he tells the doctor to turn the machine up to 20%. This is still very tolerable so he tells the doctor to try 50%. He is still feeling great so he tells the doctor to turn it all the way to 100%. The wife is having no pain at all and delivers a beautiful baby. The husband gets up and is in good shape and because the wife has gone through very little pain they are ready to go home. When they pull into the driveway they find the mailman on the porch dead.