A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on 
 their wedding night.  As they undressed for bed, the husband, 
 who was a big burly man, tosses his pants to his bride and said, 
 "Here, put these on!"
 She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. 
 "I can't wear your pants!" she said.  
 "That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it!" 
 "I'm the one who wears the pants in this family!"
 With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." 
 He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as 
 his kneecap. 
 He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" 
 She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be 
 until your goddamn attitude changes!!!"