Subject: Zachary Disease
 A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was
 becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate.
 In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time
 to see a doctor.
 Looking through the phone book, she came upon a Chinese sex therapist named
 Dr. Chang.
 When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms, and he said,
 "Take off all your crothes and you crawl real fass away from me across the
 She crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Chang said, "
 crawl real fass back to me", and she did.
 Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "You haf real bad case of Zachary
 Disease.... worse case I ever see!  That why you haf sex probrem".
 The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly what Zachary
 Disease was and he replied,
 "Zachary Disease.....that's when your face rook ZACHARY rike your ass!".