>Subject:  very funny sayings...
>A few quite funny bumper sticker sayings...
>"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
>"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
>"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
>"Cover me.  I'm changing lanes."
>"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"
>"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"
>"REHAB is for quitters"
>"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
>"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...
>   .... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."
>"Montana --- At least our cows are sane!"
>"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
>"I Brake For No Apparent Reason."
>"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the
>"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
>"Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.! "
>"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
>"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

>"I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!"
>"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
>"Hard work has a future payoff.  Laziness pays off NOW!"
>"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!"
>"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
>"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill."
>"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
>"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
>"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?"

  "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

>"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
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