Two new elements on the Periodic Table

Element: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less)

Physical Properties:
Generally round in form.
Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties:
Very active.
Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stone.
Violent when left alone.
Able to absorb great amount of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed 

beside a better specimen.
Ages rapidly.

High ornamental.
An extremely good catalyst for disintegration of wealth.
Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

Yet Another New Element on the Periodic Table

Element: MAN
Symbol: XY
Common Name(s): Varies anywhere from John to !@#&*!
Atomic Weight: 180+/-100

Physical Properties:
Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out of shape.
Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample.
Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as
young, fresh samples.

Chemical Properties:
Attempt to bond with Wo any chance it can get.
Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of 

Pretty basic.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

None really, except methane production.
Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.