Here's a couple more....

-Obi Wan MurphDoggy
A  lady  awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving.
She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog  in.   After  a
brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead.

"Are  you  sure?",  the  distraught  woman asked. "He was a great
family pet. Isn't there anything else you can do?"

The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one more thing we
can  do."  He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a
large cage with a cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the
cat  walked over to the dog. The cat sniffed the dog from head to
toe and walked back to the cage.

"Well, that confirms it."   the  vet  announced.   "Your  dog  is

Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the
woman sighed, "How much do I owe you?"

"That will be $330." the vet replied.

"I don't believe it!!!", screamed the woman.  "What  did  you  do
that cost $330!?

"Well",  the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300
for the cat scan."


A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department
store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get
anything there. The boss asked him,  "Have you ever been a salesman
before?"  "Yes, I was a salesman in the country" said the lad.  The boss
liked the cut of him and said,  "You can start tomorrow and  I'll come
and see you when we close up. 

The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock
came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you
make today?". "One" said the young salesman.  "Only one"  blurted the
boss, "Most of  my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day . How much was the
sale worth?" "Three hundred thousand,  three hundred and thirty four
dollars " said  the young man. "How did you manage that?" asked the
flabbergasted boss.   "Well" said the salesman "this man came in and I
sold him a small fish  hook, then a medium hook and finally a really
large hook. Then I sold  him a small fishing line, a medium one and a
huge big one. I asked him  where he was going fishing and he said down
the coast. I said he would  probably need a boat,  so I took him down to
the boat department and  sold him that twenty foot schooner with the
twin engines.  Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to
pull it, so I  took him to the car department and sold him the new
Deluxe Cruiser. The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment. 
"You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook.?" "No",
answered the salesman "He came in to buy a box of Tampons for his wife
and I said to him, "You're weekend's screwed, you may as well go