** Imperial Rhapsody by Queen ** ** (sung to: Bohemian Rhapsody) LANDO: This is the good life This is a fantasy Working on Bespin An escape from Reality. LEIA: Open your eyes Stand up to these guys and see. LUKE: I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy Cuz who's my dad, I dunno Little whine, little moan. HAN: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really matter, to me PIETT: Vader just killed a man. Raised an arm up in the air Now his life is no longer there. Vader, we had just begun, And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum. Vader, ooooooo. Didn't mean to make you mad If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow, There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened. YODA: Too late, my time has come, Sends shivers down my spine Body's aching all the time. LUKE: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and learn the Force. PIETT: Vader, ooooooooo. I don't want to die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all. LUKE: I see a little silhouetto of a man Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor? Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me! R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH! I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me. REBELS: He's just a farmboy, with a dead family. Spare him this life of such mendacity! HAN: Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go. JABBA: Bo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go) HAN: Let me go! JABBA: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go) HAN: Let me go! JABBA: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go) HAN: LET ME GO! JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO! HAN: LET ME GO! JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO! HAN: LET ME GO! JABBA: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! C3PO: Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along. LEIA: C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeeee, for meeeeee, for MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Stormtroopers start headbanging) LUKE: So you say you're the dear old dad of mine? But you cut my hand off and left me to die! Oh Vader, can't do this to me, Vader. I know there's some good, I know there's still some good in you. OBIWAN: May the Force be with you. Use the Force to see. May the Force be with you, May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaays. HAN: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really mat-ter, to meeeeeeee.