The following exchange happend last March 5 on the show Politically Incorrect between Bill Maher, the host, and lawyer Leslie Abramson, who defended the Menendez brothers: Bill: When do lawyers give a damn about the facts? Leslie: When did you or Geraldo give a damn about the facts? Bill: You defended the Menendez kids. What do you care about facts? Leslie: I don't remember seeing you in the courtroom, Bill, so you absolutely don't know anything about the trial. Bill: I knew they blew their parents' heads off. Leslie: No, they didn't. They didn't blow their parents heads off. Bill: The Menendez kids didn't blow their parents heads off? Leslie: No! Bill: What did they do? Leslie: They unloaded shotguns in their direction. Why do lawyers wear neckties??? To keep their foreskins retracted.