A typical New York Math Proficiency test:
1.  Johnny has an AK-47 with two 40 round clips taped together.  If he 
    misses 6 out of each 10 shots, and shoots an average of 13 rounds 
    at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he 
    attend before he has to reload?
2.  Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine.  He sells an 8 ball to Jackson 
    for $220.00 and 3 grams to Billy for $95.00 per gram.  What 
    is the street value of the balance of the coke if he doesn't 
    cut it? 
3.  Rufus is pimping for 3 girls.  If the price is $50.00 per 
    trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus 
    can pay for his $900.00 per day crack habit?
4.  Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make a 20% 
    profit.  How many ounces of "out" will he need?
5.  Willis gets $200.00 for stealing a BMW, $50.00 for a Chevy, 
    and $100.00 for a 4X4.  How many Chevy's will he have to 
    steal to make $600.00?
6.  Raoul is in prison for six years for murder. He got 
    $10,000.00 for the hit. If his girlfriend is spending 
    $135.00 per month on alcohol, how much money will be left 
    when he gets out of prison, and how many years will he get 
    for killing the bitch who spent his money? 
7.  If the average spray can covers 11 square feet and the 
    average letter is 1.2 square feet, how many letters can 
    Rodney spray with 3 cans of paint? 
8.  Hector has knocked up four girls in his gang.  If there are 
    27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the gang has Hector 
    knocked up?