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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked
the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you
looking for?"

The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending
on the benefits package."

The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks
vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching
retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2
years, say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!!  Are you kidding?"

And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."


A nun gets into a cab in New York. She demurely says in a small,
high voice,  "Could you please take me to Times Square?" In a
thick Brooklyn accent the cabbie initiates conversation, "Hey
sista, that's kinda a long drive? You mind if we, like, chat? The
nun says, "Why, no my son, whatever is on your mind?" The cabbie,
"About dis celibacy thing. Are you telling me you never think
about doin' it?" The nun, "Why certainly, my son, the thought has
crossed my mind a time or two.  I am of weak human flesh, you
understand." The cabbie, "Well, woulda ever consider, you know,
doin'it?" The nun, "Well, I suppose under certain conditions, in
a very unique circumstance, I might consider it. The cabbie,
"Well what would dose conditions happen to be?" The nun, "Well,
he'd have to be Catholic, unmarried and well, certainly, he could
have no children." The cabbie, "Well, sista, today is your lucky
day. I am all three.

Why don't youse come on up here....I won't even make you really break
vows.  All you gotta do is go down on me."
The nun looks around....they are awfully far away from where
anyone would recognize the next light she gets into the
front with the driver. By the next light, the nun is getting back
into the rear of the cab, and the cabbie is smiling from ear to
ear. As she settles in, the nun hears the cabbie begin to laugh.
The nun inquires, "Why, my son, what is so humorous?" The cabbie
sneers, "Sista, I got ya. I'm Protestant, I'm married, and I got
four kids." 

And from the back of the cab comes the nun's low
voiced response, "Yeah, well  my name's Dave and I'm on my way to
a costume party."

Brian R. Murphy
Merchant Web Design
Public Online Communication Corp.
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