Q. Why is it so hard for a women to take a piss in the morning?
A. Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Q. What's the smelliest thing in the world?
A. An anchovie's pussy.

A kid says, "Pop, what's a vagina look like?"
His father says, "Son, before sex, a vagina is like a rose, with
pink, velvety petals, and the aroma of perfume."
The kid says, "What about after sex?"
His father says, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"