Q. Why is it so hard for a women to take a piss in the morning? A. Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese? Q. What's the smelliest thing in the world? A. An anchovie's pussy. A kid says, "Pop, what's a vagina look like?" His father says, "Son, before sex, a vagina is like a rose, with pink, velvety petals, and the aroma of perfume." The kid says, "What about after sex?" His father says, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"