From: 	Trina Mann[SMTP:amseast@surfusa.com]
Sent: 	Monday, July 07, 1997 8:52
To: 	AMS - Lashell Grillo
Cc: 	AMS - Neil Smith; fbobe@amsusa.com; dirckb@amsusa.com; AMS - Deb Davidson
Subject: 	humor

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and What They Actually Mean)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred
    banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There is a slight difference in our ages. (You are one
   jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm just not attracted to you in "THAT" way. (You are the
   ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I'm waiting for a rich
   sugar daddy.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I've got plans to date Brad Pitt.)

5. I don't date men where I work/go to school. (Hey, I
   wouldn't even date you if you were in the same SOLAR SYSTEM,
   much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as
   boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (One look at you and I'm ready to swear off
   men altogether.)

... and the number one rejection line given by women (and
what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell
   you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet.)