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Date: Mon, 16 Jun 1997 17:34:08 -0400
From: Joe 
Subject: Honeymoon
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>A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on
>their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the  husband 
>tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." 
>She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I 
>can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!" said the 
>husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears 
>the pants in this family!"
>With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
>He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his
kneecap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" 
>She said, "That's right and that's the way it's going to be 
>until your @&%+*@$ attitude changes!"