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; Mon, 16 Jun 1997 14:39:16 -0700 Received: from joe (slip166-72-73-202.dc.us.ibm.net [188.8.131.52]) by out1.ibm.net (8.8.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id VAA43892 for ; Mon, 16 Jun 1997 21:39:06 GMT Message-Id: <email@example.com> X-Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Pro Version 3.0.2 b4 (32) Date: Mon, 16 Jun 1997 17:34:08 -0400 To: email@example.com From: Joe Subject: Honeymoon Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-Mozilla-Status: 0001 > > >A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on >their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband >tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." >She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I >can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!" said the >husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears >the pants in this family!" > >With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." >He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" >She said, "That's right and that's the way it's going to be >until your @&%+*@$ attitude changes!"